The Women Tell All!

*WARNING*

I don’t directly give away anything in this post.  However, if you’ve been watching, and are even a little bit intelligent, the following post may ruin parts of the ending.  Just warning you now.

THE WOMEN’S COMMENTS ABOUT TENLEY: 9

I love Tenley.  Let me start off by saying that.  How can you not love someone that sweet and genuine?  But it is true that sometimes she comes off as a bit too sweet.  So I was cracking up when they showed a sequence of clips where the women said things like:

‘I’m pretty sure she walked right out of a Disney movie.’

‘She has to sh*t rainbows.’

‘I’m pretty sure she dreams in cartoons.’

I think all of the above are true…

‘THE BACHELOR’S’ DECISION TO BRING ROSLYN BACK: 5

I’m so on the fence about this one.  Selfishly, I kinda enjoyed watching it.  Although, if we’re being honest, I felt awkward the whole time.  It reminded me of those times when you’re hanging out with some friends and two people start fighting right in the middle of everyone.  You don’t want to get involved, but it’s so awkward to just sit/stand there and watch. Those who were friends with Cher and I growing up surely know exactly what I’m talking about.  I’m not sure I want to feel that uncomfortable when watching television…

But it certainly was the most dramatic ‘Women Tell All’ ever, so if that’s what they were going for, well done.  I’m pretty sure Chris Harrison probably regretted the decision when she whipped out ‘He didn’t think you were friends when you were hitting on his wife in Australia’.  Classic ‘I won’t dignify that with a response’ came back at her.  The Bachelor or verbal boxing match?  Who can tell these days.

ROSLYN’S DECISION TO COME BACK: 2

I’m pretty sure she’s the one who got the raw end of this deal.  I can say with 97.5% certainty that she blatantly lied throughout the entire show, as multiple women have eyewitness accounts of misbehavior with ‘The Producer’.

So really, she ended up losing all credibility, had to put up with the awkwardness of the return, and will later have to watch all the horrified looks of the audience members as she watches it replayed.  Not pretty.

JAKE’S NEW HAIR: 4

I was a bit surprised when I first saw him, but it’s clear he needed a new look after the season finished.  Knowing what I know about the end, I’m guessing he had to cover up some gray hairs, and blonde just wasn’t doing the trick.

JAKE’S STABILITY: 3

Is it just me or did he seem on the verge of tears the entire time he was on the show?  Keep in mind this is post-season finale.  I’m betting things don’t end up quite how he wanted with the ‘woman’ he picks and now he’s feeling a bit of regret seeing all this awesome women.  Just saying.

THE BACHELOR BLOOPERS: 10!!!

If only the show weren’t edited and this is what they showed all season.  Bachelor producers?  Are you there?  Are you listening?  You’re about to lose me, but if you turn the season into all bloopers I’m yours forever.  Please believe me, what I say is true.

STALLINGS OFFER TO TAKE OVER AS GUEST BLOGGER WHILE I TRY IT OUT FOR A SEASON: 7

First of all, I’m pretty sure her posts would be more entertaining than mine.  Second of all, I’m not sure Scott would be a big fan of this idea…

However, sometimes you have to sacrifice for true undercover blogging.

How could I lose if I brought out my awesome tights?  SHOE. IN.

Until then, just living for the tens!

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2 comments

  1. Two things: First, I’m willing to sacrifice in the name of art and taking this blog to the next level. Two, if you team those tights with the thong leotard (maybe add a headband too) it will be the shortest “Bachelor” season ever, ending as you step out of the limo.

  2. of course I will take over when you go on the show. no doubt! i don’t know, however, if my blogging will be as awesome as yours

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