The Bachelorette: Tatting it Up

ALI’S APPEARANCE ON A BIG SCREEN IN TIMES SQUARE: 0

Corny and embarrassing.  Enough said.

KASEY’S CATCH PHRASE: 0

If he says “I’m here to guard and protect her heart” one more time I’M gonna kick him off the show.  We get the point dude.  Now get off your soapbox.

ALI’S FEAR OF HEIGHTS: 2

Originally it was cute and a great excuse to cuddle up close to whoever she was on a date with at the time, I’m now past skeptical.  If you’re so scared of heights Ali, why are you flying somewhere on EVERY date?!

+2- I’m sure there’s some reality in it… somewhere.

THE WEATHERMAN: 9

-1 because I’m not convinced I’d actually date him, but other than that he’s HILARIOUS.  Seriously, I think he’s underrated.  The guy is constantly making funny jokes (especially this week’s bit about the sh*t storm), he’s clever, he’s definitely genuine, and most importantly he’s just a nice dude.

At one point on the group date he walks over to grab Ali and got the vibe he was interrupting some serious alone time.  So he offered to let them be and come back.  After all my many years of watching The Bachelor and Bachelorette, I’ve ALWAYS felt like this was something people should do more often, yet this is honestly the first time I’ve ever seen it done.

Ultimately he lost his one-on-one time, all in the spirit of being a good guy.  I’m actually pretty disappointed in Ali, who didn’t recognize this gesture, and ignored the fact that he should have gotten her attention next.  Definitely dropped her a couple points in my book.

I’m sad he left and hope he gets lots of dates from here on out.  You’re a good guy, weatherdude.

JESSE’S SEXINESS: 10

I’m sad to see him go only because I’ve totally loved watching him the past couple weeks.  Your beautiful face will be missed Jesse.

THIS PICTURE’S ABILITY TO DO HIS FACE JUSTICE: 0

KASEY’S TATTOO: 0

I want to start by saying that I do genuinely believe Kasey is here for the right reasons, and really wants to fall in love with Ali.

I also genuinely believe he’s crazy and his voice is incredibly annoying.

A tat dude?   Seriously?  Guarding her heart FOREVER?  Believe it or not friends, there is now someone more impulsive than me.  And a whole lot crazier.  Did I mention that yet?

Poor, poor decisions being made.

RANDOM DUDE: 2

Who the hell is this guy?  And how are we four episodes in and I don’t even know his name?  He must be super boring for the producers to cut out all of his commentary.

And he got a rose.  SERIOUSLY?  Have you spent any one-on-one time with Ali?

+2 cause he hasn’t done anything crazy.  Yet.  And he’s decent looking.  Minus the mullet.

ALI’S JUMPSUIT: 3

Is this fashionable now?  Took me a while to figure out exactly what was going on, but eventually I did.  Too loose on top, and not all that flattering.  Could be worse I suppose.

It also appears that ABC.com is hiding all evidence of the ugly jumpsuit, as no pictures could be found.

Interesting…

Until next week, just living for the tens 🙂

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2 comments

  1. Seriously, a nine for the weatherman? He is the most akward guy I have ever seen. He gets nervous just saying hello to Alli, let alone having a one-on-one conversation with her or kissing her! I feel akward just watching him.

    Other than that your ratings (as usual) are spot on. =)

    1. I must agree with Cheryl, the weatherman is TOO annoying. Somehow he seems a bit insecure and ‘feminine’. Couldn’t believe he stayed as long as he has. The other observations I agree with. Surprised you didn’t mention Roberto – he seems like a front runner! He actually is the only one besides Jesse (who I can’t believe is still on) that I can even remember the names of! They aren’t too memorable this time around.

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